21:39

goodbye cider, hello pistols!

I was talking to a lady at work yesterday and I was in the middle of a sentence when she just interrupts me and goes "what happened to...
10:37

bitch, please.

My friend told me the other day, "if I didn't know you I'd think you were an alcoholic from your blog...". Brilliant. S...
19:14

rip your face off.

You know when you get so angry and annoyed that you want to just rip your face off and reveal the hideous monster that's hiding beneath...
21:02

welcome to the dark side.

So it got to the point the other day where I was like "God I need a coffee...". :-/ How am I at this point already??? I had w...
21:09

not my day.

So Monday night I had a dream... or I guess a nightmare, that I went to the hospital and they told me I couldn't get my neck brace off....
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